How do you count a herd of cattle?
With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?
In Heaven...
the French are the cooks
the Germans are the engineers
the British are the police
the Swiss are the managers
the Italians are the lovers!
the French are the cooks
the Germans are the engineers
the British are the police
the Swiss are the managers
the Italians are the lovers!
In Hell...
the British are the cooks
the French are the managers
the Italians are the engineers
the Germans are the police
the Swiss are the lovers!!
the British are the cooks
the French are the managers
the Italians are the engineers
the Germans are the police
the Swiss are the lovers!!
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